I told everyone this weekend was Speedbump Saturday. Unfortunately some teams treated that speedbump like a teenager in his first sports car would- you know, gun the engine and try to fly over the yellow bump, only to bottom out and scrape his undercarriage so badly that he destroys any hopes at a tile shot.
Saturday, November 04, 2006
College Football Week 10 Wrap up
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Friday, November 03, 2006
College Football Week 10 Preview
In ESPN parlance this weekend could be called 'Speedbump Saturday'. That's because it's as if the schedule makers are telling everyone to slow down, catch their breath after all the exciting games of the past few weeks and taste some cupcakes & creampuffs while biding our time until November 18th. There are so many big games that day (Michigan/Ohio St, Cal/USC, Auburn/Alabama, Florida/ Western Carolina) that the powers that be decided to throw a speed bump into week 10, just to take things down a notch before the hype machine ramps up again. I mean how else can you explain a schedule of winners like 1Ohio State at Illinois(2-7), 9USC at Stanford(0-8) and Michigan vs. Ball State(Ball State)?
Pittsburgh (6-2) @ South Florida (5-3) 12:00
13LSU(6-2, 2-2 SEC West) @ 8Tennessee(7-1, 3-1 SEC East), 3:30 CBS
16Boston College(7-1, 3-1 ACC Atl) @ 22Wake Forest (7-1, 3-1 ACC Atl), 7:00, ESPN2
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Bad news for Twins & their phenom hurler Liriano
Minnesota Twins rookie lefty Francisco Liriano, considered a front-runner for the Rookie of the Year award before he went down with arm troubles in August, has been told he will need Tommy John surgery on his elbow and is expected to miss the entire 2007 season.
So why do all these promising young hurlers become afflicted with serious arm ailments early in their careers? Todd Van Poppel, Jason Isringhausen, Kerry Wood, Mark Prior & Johnathan Papelbon, all hard-throwing young pitchers who have seen their careers derailed by devastating arm/shoulder/elbow problems. Some, like Izzy, have gone on to recover from their surgery 7 have a productive career. Other, like Wood & prior, seem unlike of ever regaining their once unhittable pre-injury form.
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Thursday, November 02, 2006
Louisville Slugged: Cards drop Mountaineers, 44-34
With the win the 5th ranked Cardinals clearly moved ahead of the 2nd ranked Mountaineers and most likely jumped the 4th ranked Texas Longhorns(BCS) and Florida Gators(AP) for sole possession of 3rd place in both polls. But more than that it was a statement win for a team in desperate need of national recognition. All week long leading up to this game the talk was about West Virginia and their two phenomenal, Heisman-caliber players, QB Pat White & RB Steve Slaton. It was as if the Cardinals were an afterthought to the Mountaineers' march to the Fiesta Bowl, home of this year's National Championship game. The only mention of Louisville was to refer to their 17-point 4th quarter meltdown in the loss last year in Morgantown. I didn't hear one analyst pick "The Ville" in this one, but my buddy Ira tells me Doug Flutie did choose them; of course another Boston boy was smart enough to see what was going to happen.
You can only kick a dog so much when he's down, and from the start it was apparent that the Cardinals were clearly ready for this tilt. They came out guns blazing, determined to give the high-powered Mountaineers the game of their lives, and they started on the opening drive. QB Brian Brohm(19-26, 353yds, 1TD), nursing his surgically-repaired right thumb, marched the Cards right down the field and appeared to be heading for a TD until a sack stalled the drive and they had to settle for a 39-yd FG. After the teams traded scoreless drives, WV got on the board thanks to a 42-yd TD run by Slaton-if you haven't seen this kid play then you are really missing out- he is a special player who has moves on top of moves & a 6th gear to blow by would-be tacklers, which is exactly what he did on this jaunt. That made it 7-3 Mountaineers after 1 quarter, but the lead would be short-lived.
Louisville started the 2nd quarter by scoring 10 quick points on yet another FG (they were stalling in the red zone all night) and a 10 yard TD run by Tampa's own Anthony Allen, a bruising 6'1" freshman who has jumped to second on the depth chart thanks to his strong running.
Anthony Allen is yet another talented Tampa product-and he's a frosh
That made the score 13-7 Cards, but in a game that resembled a heavyweight fight, Pat White & the Mountaineers landed the next big blow. They marched 81 yards in 2:12 behind White's 40 yard pass & run to Darius Reynaud and 3 straight QB keepers, the last ending in a 2-yd TD. The see-saw affair continued, now 14-13, but it would end up being West Virginia's last lead of the chilly night.
True to form the Cards answered with an 11-play, 76-yard drive of their own in a quick 3:00, highlighted by a 36-yd pass to Mario Urrutia(6recs, 113yds,1TD) and 4 runs by Allen. Although the drive ended in yet another field goal, Louisville took a 16-14 lead into halftime, and that would prove to be the last time the two teams were that close on the scoreboard.
The second half began with some of the craziest happenings in a college football game in years. The Mountaineers received the ball and Slaton ripped of a 30-yard run to get near midfield, but on the next play he was hit and the ball knocked loose; Louisville recovered and had the ball at their 41 after a personal foul penalty (there were 6 of them in the game combined.) Now it was the Ville's turn to gag, as Brohm found receiver Jimmy Riley along the left sideline for a 27-yard gain, but Riley, a seldom-used senior given a chance to play by Coach Petrino, fumbled the ball at the 12 to give it right back. This is when things really got strange. A power failure knocked out many banks of stadium lights. Now the irony is that the night was dubbed "Blackout Night", as the fans all wore black and the players wore their menacing black unis. Talk about divine intervention. What happened next was the stuff of ESPN Classic games. Slaton took the handoff again and proceeded to immediately fumble again, this time the ball scooped up Malik Jackson and returned 15 yards for a touchdown. All of this took place within the first 3 minutes of the half. But the real bad news was that Slaton apparently injured his left arm or hand and came out of the game. He was seen repeatedly flexing his hand on the sideline, and he missed the rest of the 3rd quarter with whast was described as a hit to the funny bone. WVU quickly went 3 & out, and the ensuing punt was short (27yds) & to the wrong side of the field (away from the Mountaineer coverage) and Louisville's Trent Guy scampered 40 yards nearly untouched for a backbreaking score that made it 30-14 and signified that the Cards were not going to be denied on this evening.
Slaton did return and the teams traded scores for a while, but it was too little, too late. The point was emphasized in this game was that although the Mountaineers are a devastating ground team, without their top gun Slaton their offense sputters and looks inconsistent, and their defense isn't good enough to stop a potent offense.White was a one-man show in keeping his team in the game despite a foot injury suffered in the 3rd, both with his legs (23 carries, 125 yards, 4TDs) and his arm (13-20, 222yds) , but without Slaton this becomes a very one dimensional team. Throw in the fact that West Virginia absolutely could not stop the Cardinals at any point in the game, and it really begs the question if the Mountaineers were truly the top 3 team they were supposed to be. And the Cards proved to be very deep at both running back and receiver. Check out these stats:
RB Kolby Smith-13 carries, 73 yards, several big runs
WR Mario Urrutia- hometown boy made huge catches (6recs,113yds,1TD)
WR Harry Douglas-6 recs, 116 yards
And even though they didn't run for nearly what they normally do (only 114 yards, 100 below their average), the arm of Brohm was more than enough to keep them moving the chains.
So the first time West Virginia faces a quality opponenet they fold like a house of Cards, and it wasn't due to the surprise blackout.
It was purely the result of an extremely good, underrated blacked-out Louisville team.
Brohm is most certainly the BMOC in the Ville
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Top 5 throwdown will decide who's the Beast of the East
3 West Virginia (7-0) at 5 Louisville (7-0)
7:30PM ESPN Papa John's Stadium
The revamped Big East gets their first marquee matchup after 2 years of ridicule & doubt concerning the strength of the conference.
When Miami, Boston College and Virginia Tech fled the Big East like Wesley Snipes evading the IRS and were replaced with Conference USA cast-offs Louisville, South Florida and Cincinnati, most 'experts' believed the conference would be down for a long time.
The West Virginia Mountaineers were the chic pick at the beginning of the season to have a monster year after coach Rich Rodriguez guided them to an 11-1 record including a Sugar Bowl victory over Georgia last year, and they haven't disappointed. They boast 2 of the most explosive offensive players in the country in quarterback Pat White, who is a threat to pass or run, compiling 1441 total yards and 15 TDs as a the dual threat captain that makes the offense go. Running back Steve Slaton is an electrifying 5'10" sophomore who has rushed for 1,059 yards on 151 carries, a eye-popping 7 yards/carry average, plus he's scored 9 TDs. The only reason he hasn't scored more is that after he gets done running the team all the way down the field WVU goes with bruising 6'4", 245 junior FB Owen Schmitt to do the dirty work at the goal line, much like the New York Giants do with Tiki Barber & Branden Jacobs; Schmitt has cashed in on 5 scores this season, plus one in the air. Thanks to all that running West Virginia averages 319 yards on the ground and they score an average of 41 points per game.
But as Lee Corso loves to say, not so fast my friend, because the Cardinals are no slouches themselves on offense. Despite losing stud running back Michael Bush to a season-ending leg injury in their first game Louisville has still managed to run for 216 YPG and they score at a 39 PPG clip, thanks in no small part to coach Bobby Petrino's system. But the players have a lot to do with it as well. Junior QB Brian Brohm missed 2 games with a thumb injury earlier this year but has still tossed for nearly 1300 yards & 4 TDs and is the unquestioned leader of the team; his favorite target is 6'6" stud receiver Mario Urrutia (29recs, 520yds, 4TDs.) But it's the guys who have filled in for Bush that who are most responsible for Louisville's success this year: sneaky 5'11" senior Kolby Smith (451yds,6TDs) & exciting 6'0" sophomore George Stripling (355yds, 5TDs) have more than adequately combined to make up for Bush's loss, and backups Anthony Allen & Brock Bolen have chipped in with 420 yards & 5 scores. In other words the Cards also like to run, but Brohm can also beat you with his arm as well. Just like West Virginia.
This battle will be won by whoever can neutralize the other team's strength. Louisville is 8th in the country against the run but haven't played anyone with near the ground arsenal that the Mountaineers posses; West Virginia allows only 12 PPG but haven't faced an offense anything like they will face tonight. Throw in the fact that these two teams played a triple OT thriller last year, when L'Ville blew a 17-point lead and eventually lost 46-45 in Morgantown and this one has all the makings of a high-scoring, vengeance-filled classic
Strap yourselves in, it's going to be a wild night at the Big Pizza Box (where the Cards have not lost since Nov 15, 2003, a span of 15 games.) My "inside the numbers" man Michael tells me that the line started at Louisville giving three but has shifted to even, which means everyone & their brother is betting on West Virginia. But with revenge on their minds and a National Championship in their sights I look for the Cards to win a shootout squeaker. Then it will have to face another hungry Big East unbeaten: 8-0 Rutgers next Thursday night.
MY PICK: Cardinals 35, Mountaineers 34
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Bron-Bron does his thing- you know, taking over the league
Cavs 97, Wiz 94
How LeBron James did not win the MVP award last year when Steve Nash-ty won it for a second consecutive time will go down in history as one of the great blunders of all time. It was almost like the league decided "hey, this kid is too young, we don't want to bestow our greatest honor on him too soon, so just give it to the little guy again."
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Wednesday, November 01, 2006
Hooray for Guillermo Mota- he's suspended for 50 games!
But it's not the fact that the one-time Red Sox property (for about 2 days) and current Mets reliever was suspended by MLB for violating the substance abuse policy that I'm cheering. No, it's the simple fact that the guy did what we as sports fans want Floyd Landis, Marion Jones, Shawne Merriman, Raffy Palmiero, Justin Gatlin and all the rest of those who have been busted by a positive test to do: admit you were wrong, accept responsibility, and take your punishment like a man(or woman, Marion.)
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The NBA is underway: Heat spanked at home
The 2006-2007 NBA Season got underway last night with a 2-game slate on TNT. I didn't get to view most of the action due to the Halloween festivities, but I did catch some of each game. Here's what I gleaned from each one:
Talk about Halloween horror night. As Sammy Davis Jr. would so eloquently put it,"ouch babe!" The Heat opened the season raising their Championship banner, collecting their rings, and basking in the adulation of their home crowd & national analysts everywhere. Then the game started and they proceeded to get blown off their own court by the new kids on the NBA block, the Chicago Bulls. The Bulls laid a 42-point beatdown on the stunned Heat, the worst opening loss for a defending champ in league history. All I can say to that is " I hope so." Because if a champ got beat worse than the listless Heat did last night they should take away their crown. Chicago led 59-30 at the half after throwing in 37 points in the 2nd quarter, Miami only scored more than 20 points in 1 quarter (21 in the 3rd) and were never in this game. It was ugly. Shaq looked every bit his 45 year old age (oh, wait he's only 34) as he struggled to a 3-10, 7 pt, 5 reb performance. Nice. Phenom Dwyane Wade was his usual 'bad self', leading the way with 25, but it was the Bulls who stole the show. Kirk Heinrich(26pts) the double Dukies Luol Deng (12pts) & Chris Duhon (20 pts) and new Bull Ben Wallace (11 rebs) set the pace for Chicago, which has been the fashionable NBA playoff pick for a few years now, but with the addition of the veteran rebounder & NBA champ Big Ben plus the maturation of all those Baby Bulls, these guys might just be ready to take the next step this year. But I guarantee that Miami, with an aging roster (Payton & Walker-combined 189 years old) and without that hunger to win, won't have to worry about collecting any more hardware. Now I see why Shaq usually comes up with an injury in training camp as an excuse to miss the first 1/4 of the season. Note to Shaq: look for a Rocket Clemens-type deal (play half a season, only home games)- it's that time, Big Fella.
Tonight there are 2 more quality games tipping off the ESPN schedule, starting with the Wizards/Cavs at 8 and then the Clippers/Suns at 10:30. Both are rematches of thrilling 7-game playoff series last season, and both should make for exciting viewing. Gilbert Arenas, LeBron, Nashty & Elton Brand are 4 of the best players in the league, and each team has high expectations for the season based on last years' performances (for whatever that's worth.)
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Tuesday, October 31, 2006
Halloween Horror Night: My Scariest Flicks
This is one of the best night's of the year. According to my son Halloween is second only to Christmas as far as fun holidays go. But after he is safely tucked in bed with a morning stomach ache waiting to happen, the wife and I do what we like to do best on this evening: watch a scary movie. I mean she's been geeked up about this for weeks. But it is up to me to pick the frightfest that will please her and set the proper spooky tempo for late Old Hallows Eve.
A year or so ago I made a huge faux pas in this department: I went with Italian horror master Dario Argento's Suspiria; you know throw a little foreign culture in there to broaden our viewing horizons. That went over like Snakes on a Plane at the Oscars. Although I loved the moody atmosphere, grisly slayings and ultra-creepy score, she was annoyed by the whole pretentious, confusing, weird thing.
So tonight I've picked out something a little more closer to home: the bloody, Appalachian cave dwelling chiller The Descent. That should do the trick. I'll have a full review of it tomorrow.
But all of this got me thinking about my all-time favorite Halloween Night choices. So here is my List in no specific order other than by genre, with my No. 1 choice at the end. As usual, this list is entirely subjective; if you have any different suggestions or comments on my choices, let me know.
OLD SCHOOL CLASSICS:
Halloween (1978)
John Carpenter's seminal Halloween night flick stands masked head and shoulders above the rest. From the brilliant, tingly theme music to Michael Myers, the killer who spawned the first movie trick-or-treat costume- a spooky hockey mask- this flick has it all as far as horror movies are concerned. Want more? Okay, what about babysitters getting slaughtered, stupid, horny teens having sex then getting slaughtered, and Jamie Lee Curtis in her scream queen, jeans- creaming heyday. It simply doesn't get any better than this one. I must watch it every year- it's like a tradition.
Carrie (1976)
Sissy Spacek truly brought Stephen King's creeped-out clairvoyant to life with her silent-but-sinister portrayal of Carrie White. Tormented by classmates and tortured by her mother, Carrie lashes out at her bullies in the best payback scene in horror movie history. The flick is filled with indelible horror images: Carrie covered in pig blood; the doors of the gymnasium slamming shut, trapping the helpless students inside; and most disturbing of all, the end where the hand...let's just say I still never walk by a cemetery without envisioning that final image in my head. Now that's a powerful horror movie. The film was one the first of King's novels to be adapted for the screen and remains one of the best; it also launched the careers of Spacek, John Travolta, William Katt, Amy Irving and others.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
Tobe Hooper's violent & disturbing groundbreaking original film is still to this day recognized as one of the best horror films in the history of the genre. It not only has been copied hundreds of times, but it has also spawned a remake plus a sequel & prequel to the remake. The driving force behind the terrifying aspect of the film is the ghoulish decapitator himself, Leatherface, one of the scariest villains ever to be put on film. Sporting a mask made of victims' flesh, standing about 7' tall and wielding a bloody chainsaw, the first time I saw him coming out of the woods and chasing down his victim I nearly shit my pants. Confession: I still do- well would, if I ever get up the guts to watch it again. Bloody, psychotic, horrific and nerve-racking, mainly due to the fact that the viewer believes that these backwoods cannibalistic freaks could be real, because according to the trailers, it was.
Honorable Mention: Rosemary's Baby;The Omen; The Amityville Horror (all original versions)
NEW WAVE:
Saw (2004)
The original of the now seemingly interminable Halloween franchise was a landmark movie for its genre in that it not only grossed the viewer out of his snacks but it also kept you thinking right up till the very end. many movies had done either/or, and some did a little bit of both. But this reality game show/serial killer flick took it to another level. A mastermind locks victims in a room and tells them to find their way out. But the only way out of the trap is through self-mutilation or murder. Brilliant! Head-size bear traps, eyeball slicing and a CREEEPPPYYY clown doll set the tone, and an "I never saw that coming" ending was the bloody icing on the cake. It has often been imitated (especially by its own creators) but it will never be duplicated; Saw was the Texas Chainsaw Massacre for the XY Generation.
Devil's Rejects (2005)
With his second directorial effort, hardcore rocker Rob Zombie showed the world that yes, he could do horror with the best of them. This sequel to the overrated but sloppy House of 1000 Corpses tells a tight story about a group of societal rejects who kill for sport and torture for fun. The three main characters form a trio of most memorable screen villains, including homicidal Otis (Bill Moseley), beautiful & psychotic Baby (Sheri Moon Zombie, Rob's wife) and the killer clown, Captain Spaulding (Sid Haig.) These three carve a path of death miles wide as they try to run from the law (a terrific William Forsythe), all while capturing & slaying helpless victims along the way to vengeance. The mesmerizing, eerie cinematography, awesome soundtrack, and gritty, Chainsaw-like realism sends chills down my spine every time I watch it. Oh, and the ending- set in a old car blazing down a highway to disaster with the classic Lynyrd Skynyrd tune Freebird blaring in the background, is one of the best horror movie finales of all time.
Dawn of the Dead (2004)
The only remake on my list is there because it takes the George Romero original and expands on it, actually improving that timeless classic. I'm not usually one for zombie flicks, because they are slow & predictable (both the creatures & the films), but this new edition ramped up the terror by making the flesh eaters super-fast, and with a modern civilization constantly worried about infectious diseases like AIDS, bird flu and mad cow, the theme hit on a timely national topic. But it is the opening 20 minutes or so that hooked me and made me convinced that this was a classic: as Sarah Polley's nurse character comes to grips with the fact that not only is her husband infected by the deadly cannibal virus, but that the rest of her town, state, and the entire country are as well, we get to see a panoramic overhead shot of the wake of death & destruction caused by the newly formed army of undead killing machines. Shots of dead bodies, screaming victims and smoking cars & buildings portray a chilling vision of what our world could really look like if some kind of deadly virus were to infect our society. Plus there are some terrific-looking zombie kill-shots.
High Tension (Haute Tension, 2003)
Rarely has there been a more accurate title for a horror film, because this little French indie sleeper was honestly one of the scariest, most nerve-racking movies from start to finish that I have ever seen. It starts out slow-for about 5 minutes- as two French girlfriends travel to the country for one last summer together before they go their separate ways in life. But after they arrive at the home of one girls' parents things go downhill from there. It may have copped elements from various American slasher flicks, like TCM and Silence of the Lambs (i.e. the killer's van), but the brutal slayings, non-stop action and surprise ending make this one a must-see hidden gem for horror lovers. The villian is extremely unsettling, like a cross between Leatherface & Tiny from House of 1000 Corpses, and the foreign cinematic touches only make it that much more eerie (something about foreign horror flicks just do it for me- I might have to do a whole other post on my foreign faves.) Oh and don't worry,the movie still kicks ass whether you like the twist ending or not.
Honorable Mention: Wolf Creek; 28 Days Later
JUST PLAIN CREEPY:
The Others(2001)
Not really a horror movie, but more like a spooky ghost story, this tale about a woman, played by Nicole Kidman (an obvious plus right there), who lives in a creepy old mansion with her two hyper-light sensitive kids. Much like the more publicized "I see dead people" flick, The Sixth Sense, things aren't always what they seem in the house, or with the main characters. When a trio of servants arrive to help care for the kids secrets are revealed that make for unnerving viewing. A big ole haunted house is always excellent fodder for terrific horror, and the performances of the two children plus Kidman's best outing since Dead Calm make this ghost story click. Oh and a surprise ending always does the trick as well.
Silence of the Lambs(1991)
No question one of the most disturbingly scary film of all time, not for the gore quotient or the "jump-out-of-your-seat moments, but just the sheer terror & believability that there could be a serial killer out there as evil as Anthony Hopkins' Dr. Hannibal Lecter. But as if that character weren't terrifying enough there is a serial killer within the serial killer flick- Buffalo Bill, an enormous, evil hulk of a man who captures innocent women and does unspeakable things to them. Top notch performances from Jodie Foster as Clarice Starling, the FBI agent who must go through Lecter to get to Bill, and of course Sir Anthony, who redefined the role of screen villain as an intelligent, savvy, Renaissance man with a heart of stone & mind of a madman make this film work. But it's the scene of Buffalo Bill trapping that innocent woman in his van by pretending to need help loading a couch that is giving me gooseflesh as I write this.
My Number 1 Horror Flick of All Time:
The Shining(1980)
Directorial mastermind Stanley Kubrick and horror writer Stephen King combined their ample talents to bring one of the creepiest, scariest, straight forward horror tales to the big screen, and to this day 26 years later it still stands as a masterpiece of modern horror. Where to begin with the elements that make this story spooktacularly great? How about a huge, unoccupied hotel on the side of a mountain in the middle of a spectacular Colorado winter. Throw in the fragile Torrance family, writer/father Jack (Jack Nicholson, at his eyebrow-raising best), nervous mother Wendy(Shelly Duvall) and young disturbed son Danny and you have a recipe for a horribly wrong winter. As the unending days trapped in the lodge creep by, Jack sees visions of the past caretaker of the Overlook, and those visions and conversations with people from the 'other side' turn Jack into a very demented family man. Numerous hair-raising images abound in this visual tour-de-force: elevators filled with blood, a sinister hedge maze where Danny runs from his twisted dad, twin little girls locked together in a death stare, and little Danny riding his Big Wheel all around the empty hotel corridors are enough to bring grownups to their knees. But the scene with Nicholson chopping at the bathroom door where Wendy has barricaded herself, and he breaks through and utters the infamous line "Hereeee's Johnny" is worth the price of admission alone. Perhaps I am biased towards this film because I actually visited the inspiration for the Overlook, a hotel in Greeley, Colorado where King stayed and got the idea for the story (although the actual filming took place in Oregon due to creative differences with the owners & the writer.) But let me tell you, while I was there they had a miniature version of the place on the massive front lawn, a mock-up that was being used for the ABC-TV remake, and damned if the hairs all over my body didn't stand on end as I imagined that mini-haunted house as a playset for the dead twins. Cree-py to the max, and my favorite all-time scary film.
Oh yeah, I nearly forgot to mention "Redrum"
Hope you enjoyed my list. Now find someone to cuddle with, pop one of these in, and get creeped out!
Happy Halloween!
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They're Baaaacckkk! Pats massacre Vikes, 31-7
On Halloween Eve the Patriots played the roles of well-known horror movie characters in their 31-7 bludgeoning of the Minnesota Vikings. Let's take a look back in case you missed it.
The Patriots defense as the Dawn of the Dead zombies
Not the original, slow-footed creepies of the George Romero original, but the speedy, destructive killing machines of the excellent 2004 remake. The Pats defense played like those reanimated flesh-starved creatures last night as they had a singular mindset: bring down QB Brad Johnson and destroy any semblance of an offensive attack for Minnesota. Johnson was harassed, agitated, and uncharacteristically inaccurate in the game, ending up a meager 20-33 for 185 yards with no TDs & 3 horrible picks. Plus he was sacked and hassled every time he dropped back to throw. Tully Banta-Cain (a horror movie name if I ever heard one) had 2 sacks and terrorized both Johnson and his backup, Brooks Bollinger, who was sacked three times in a row when he entered in the 4th quarter. Rodney Harrison, Mike Vrabel (7tkls) & Chad Scoot had interceptions, and the unit held the Vikes to 284 yards; the Vikes only points came on a 71-yd punt return by Mewelde Moore. Like their cinematic walking dead counterparts the Pats defense kept coming at the Vikes, who had no answers as to how to stop them and could only lie there helplessly while the flesh-eaters rolled over them and picked their bones clean.
The Pats receivers as the swarm in The Birds
All in all it was a terrifying performance from the Patriots, who moved to 6-1, second best record in the league behind 7-0 Indy & Chicago. If these guys continue their assault on the league it appears that another popular feature of the horror genre may be on the horizon for them: the Championship Sequel, Part IV.
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Monday, October 30, 2006
Monday Night Preview: Pats @ Vikes
Finally the Pats get a Monday Nighter. But why the hell do the 3-time champs have to travel to the hinterlands of the Minnesota Metrodome to get on prime time? I mean shouldn't the Vikes, who haven't won anything since Fran Tarkenton was slingin' the rock for them, have to travel to Foxborough for this game? Anyway, the Pats are unstoppable indoors , and Tom Terrific is just that inside: he has a 9-0 record away from the elements.
The Vikings (4-2) are one of the surprises of the league this year (all the more reason to question the MNF gift) and are coming off of a 31-13 demolition of the Seahawks last week in the Pacific Northwest. But the Pats have been quietly sneaking up on the rest of the league: they started out slowly, with unimpressive wins over Buffalo & the Jets and an ugly loss to the Broncos at Gillette. But since that 17-7 defeat on Sept. 24th New England has rattled off 3 straight impressive wins, and a win tonight would serve notice to the rest of the league that the Patriots are back on the Super Bowl map.
This game has all the makings of a run-fest. Minny has been riding the strong legs of Chester Taylor all season long. Taylor has carried the ball 136 times, the rest of the Viking running backs have 16 carries combines. Taylor lit up the Seahawks last week for 169 yards, including this 95-yard TD jaunt. He also leads the Vikes in receptions with 21. Long gone are the days of Culpepper-to-Moss. Now Brad Johnson guides the Minny offense, and it is his pinpoint accuracy and ability to lead the team rather than carry it that has made Minnesota so successful since he took the reigns from Culpepper midway through last season.
The Pats have also relied heavily on the running game. RB Lawrence Maroney leads all rookies with 361 yards on 86 carries while splitting time with aging workhorse Corey Dillon(328yds.) That double-barreled assault has allowed Brady to settle in to his new offense, spreading the ball around to a new group of receivers including Doug Gabriel, Chad Jackson, and TE Ben Watson (leading receiver with 21 grabs for 271 yards.) But Maroney played his college ball in the very building the Pats will be playing in tonight with the Minnesota Golden Gophers and he will have plenty of friends & family on hand tonight. Look for him to try and have a breakout game in his old digs despite the fact that he will be facing the league's stingiest run defense(70/YPG).
It has all the makings of a slug-it-out affair with both teams relying on veteran steady, accurate passers and dazzling young runners. Are the Vikes ready to win a game like this, in their 1st appearance at home on Monday Night in 5 years? We shall see.
MY PICK: Pats 24, Vikes 20
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