My ESPN-inspired nickname for this week: One-Loss Waterloo.
Noles humiliated at home in 30-0 shutout by Wake Forest
My ESPN-inspired nickname for this week: One-Loss Waterloo.
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The stove is getting cranked up now that there have been some significant developments in player situations in MLB.
The Sox and hard-headed reliever Keith Foulke parted ways yesterday when Foulkie declined the club's $3.75 million dollar option, reportedly to be able to play closer to his Arizona home (we know it was actually to get away from heckling Boston fans.) With former Boston assistant GM Josh Byrnes now calling the shots in the desert for the D-Backs Foulke might be playing as close as possible to that home. Let me just say that Foulke will always be remembered for his role in helping the Sox win the Series in 2004- his presence at the back of the pen was a key part of winning the title, and truth be told they probably wouldn't have won it without his contributions. But he will also be remembered for his many idiotic statements since the night he tossed the final out to the Ball Stealer at Busch Stadium: calling the paying fans idiots that work at Burger King; demanding to be compensated, preferably with new pickup trucks, for talking with certain news organizations; and his epic meltdowns and loss of ability following that 2004 season. This guy is a true classless act, an athlete who feels as though he is honoring the fans with his presence and we should all bow down when he takes the mound. When he heard enough boos coming off of it, he went into a pouting shell that hastened his departure from Beantown. Adios, Foulkie, and good luck getting anywhere near $3.75 mil from Arizona or anyone else.
Speaking of the Sox, all the talk this week has centered around their bid to be able to negotiate with Japanese whiz pitcher Daisuke Matsuzaka; reports have placed the offer at $38-45 million dollars, American, just to negotiate with him. Then they have to deal with his agent, the ever-lovable Scott Boras, and try to hammer out an agreement with the 26-year-old righty. All of this leads me to the conclusion that A. this kid had better be the second coming of Cy Young if the Sawx are going to fork over $40 mil just to flirt with him (if he doesn't sign with Boston they would get their money back), and B. how the f**k can anyone be sure that the guy, who has pitched over 1,400 innings in just 8 seasons, won't be a complete bust, a-la the last great Japanese hope, Hideki Irabu? To me this is a Huge gamble for Boston, and it may be one of those "as long as the Stanks don't get him" moves. But it's a mighty expensive roll of the dice, especially when the money is needed to sign about 5-10 other players. I'm never in favor of paying big money for unproven talent, and even though this kid has put up the numbers in Japan (108-59, 3.00 ERA, 1,355Ks) there is no guarantee that he will be able to just to the American game. Look at Hideo Nomo for proof. A big gamble for a team that really should be making solid baseball decisions, not just playing chicken with the Evil Empire and then being on the hook for over $50 million to one unproven player. Then again if he does pitch like the Japanese Clemens then I love the move.
Disgruntled Stankee outfielder Gary Sheffield was traded to the American League Champion Detroit Tigers for 3 minor league pitchers yesterday in a move hailed by both sides as being great for their organization(don't ya love when they all BS like that?) Sheff, who is coming off an injury-ravaged season in which he played in only 39 games in 2006 due to a wrist injury, received what he wanted but wouldn't get from the Stanks: a guaranteed contract ($28 million thru 2009) and a guarantee that he would not be moved to first base. The clubhouse cancer is saying all the right things about being reunited with Tigers skipper Smokey Jim Leyland and GM Dave Dombrowski, with whom Sheff won a title in 1997 with the Marlins, but something tells me this situation could get ugly, early, and I will place the same guarantee on this union that I did when Petey signed his 4-year gift with the Mets: Sheffield, who is broken down and 38 years old, will never be near the field when he collects all that money in '09. They might get one decent season out of him, but he is one more major injury or major blow-up away from joining a local retirement community in his native Tampa. Don't even think of asking him to play first, or he'll do what he did in Milwaukee in his first year in the majors-threaten a walkout and force a trade to another team. Detroit, I hope you enjoyed that playoff run- it won't be duplicated next year.
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It's a Sunshine State Showcase this weekend as each of three major Florida schools will garner a share of the national spotlight, each for very different reasons.
But before we cover that I wanted to do a little follow-up on the huge Rutgers win Thursday night. All day long Friday the talk centered around the team from Piscataway that literally shocked the college football world. Greg Schiano made the talk show rounds, from Cold Pizza to the Dan Patrick Radio Show, and the first word out of every sportscaster & radio host's mouth was "Rutgers." Oh what a strange sports world we live in. Four years ago this team was 1-11. Now they are on the tips of people's tongues as potential national champs, Schiano is the hottest commodity this side of iTunes, and New Jersey is the fulcrum of the college football universe. But not everybody is jumping on the Rutgers bandwagon: Patrick said they weren't even a top 10 squad, and Lee Cuckoo Corso said the Big East has no business being anywhere near a BCS title game. Nice respect for a team that has done everything that has been asked of them this season & then some. But the balance of power has definitely shifted in the NCAA. All those 1-loss teams like Florida, USC, Tennessee, and Texas get another shot at the tile thanks to Louisville's misstep, and for their part Rutgers is just happy to play the spoiler. But in a perfect world they should have a shot a playing for it all. At least until they lose to West Virginia in three weeks.
-South Carolina(5-4) @ #6Florida(8-1) 3:30PM, CBS
The Old Ballcoach returns to the Swamp he made famous in this battle for bragging rights and not much else in the SEC since the Gamecocks, in Spurrier's words, have played like "losers' to this point in the season. The crusty playcaller backed off his words to a degree this week, but the message was sent: you guys need to play better if my reputation as a coach is going to withstand another horrible season from one of my teams (see Washington Redskins, 2002-03.) Starting QB Syville Newton was benched in last weeks' loss to Arkansas and Spurrier says he will stick with junior Blake Mitchell to at least start the game against the Gators. Meanwhile UF has had their share of troubles in the past week: starting defensive tackle Marcus Thomas was kicked off the team for disciplinary reasons, reserve WR Nyan Boateng was stabbed by a female student and will not suit up for the game, and standout LB Brandon Siler may not play due to a knee injury. All of this combined with a 12 1/2 point spread spells doom for the title-hungry Gators in Gainesville. I won't say the 'Cocks will score the upset, but the Visored One will find a way to keep it close in his favorite old haunt.
MY PICK: Florida 27, USC 17
-Noles(5-4) get prime time gig vs. #18Wake Forest(8-1) 8PM, ABC (regional)
This game is the season as far as the Noles are concerned; win at home vs. a ranked opponent for their 6th win and they are entertaining thoughts of playing in a semi-decent bowl game. Lose and they are staring at a .500 record, a sub-.500 conference record, and a possible slot in the Poinsettia or Tickle Me Elmo Bowl. wake has quietly been playing terrific ball all year, led by freshman quarterback Riley Skinner (1121 yards, 6TDs), the ACC leader in pass efficiency (69%.) The Noles have received a boost from newly installed QB Xavier Lee, who has guided the once dormant offense to 2 straight wins vs. conference opponents. Lee (672yds, 5TDs, 3INTs) has been just what the doctors ordered to replace ailing Drew Weatherford- namely a passer who can escape pressure with his legs and create opportunities with his arm. He hasn't been dazzling in his 2 starts, but he has provided another dimension(99yds rushing) to the struggling Seminole offense that it did not have with the Bledsoe-like Weatherford behind center. The Demon Deacons have had their fair share of troubles against the Noles, like a 14 game losing streak and no wins in Tally since 1959, but this could be the year that all those streaks come to an end- don't forget, FSU is only 2-2 at Doak Campbell this season while wake is a team that is 3-1 on the road and an 8 1/2 point underdog here.
MY PICK: Wake 23, FSU 19
- 'Canes will try to move on as they face #23Maryland 3:30 ABC
Miami will try to pick up the pieces of this shattered season when they travel to College Park to take on the improving Terps. Following the shooting death of player Bryan Pata earlier this week, the 'Canes elected to play this game in Pata's honor, but it's hard to say how they will respond when they actually take the field without their spiritual senior leader. Will they come out hungry to release the pent-up frustration & heartache over the loss, or will the culmination of a long, incident-filled season be too much for them to bear and they just collapse like a house of cards? Time will tell, but one thing's for sure" Maryland isn't about to show the grieving team any sympathy. They need this game to keep their ACC Atlantic title hopes alive, as they are currently tied with Wake Forest at 4-1 atop the division. Miami still has a shot at a decent bowl, but it's hard to believe that that is the first things on their mind right now. Just getting through this game is priority one.
MY PICK: Maryland 23, Miami 21
#13Tennessee @ #11Arkansas 7:00 ESPN2
A battle royale in the SEC as the Vols, coming off that devastating home loss to LSU take on everybody's new darling pick for a potential BCS berth, the Razorbacks. Arkansas has not lost since their season-opening 50-14 crushing by USC; since then they have ripped off 8 in a row, but their only tough opponent in that stretch was #2 Auburn. This will be a genuine test to see if the Hogs are really a BCS-caliber team, although the Vols will start freshman QB Jonathan Crompton in place of the injured Erik Ainge. Hmmm, a freshmand QB starting in the biggest gtame of the year on the road in a place that is as hostile as any place to play in the conference, Razorback Stadium in Fayetteville? I don't like that scenario. I think the Hogs grind up the kid like pig meat and leave him by the side of the stadium and Arkansas clearly vaults into the category of "best 1-loss team" after this win. A steady diet of RB Darren McFadden ((1038 yards, 10TDs) and stifling defense (15PPG) should be enough to defeated a depleted Tennessee squad.
MY PICK: Hogs 28, Vols 23
#21 Oregon @ #7USC 10:15EST (good, a late game to watch!)
Another 1-loss team with new title hopes, thanks to Rutgers, are the Trojans, who return to the Coliseum tonight after playing 2 straight on the road. They'll need to start having statement wins if they want to impress the voters and prove they are the best of the single loss schools, and they'll have a chance to do it against the Beavers. Oregon is freshly ranked coming off of and impressive 34-14 win over Washington, and their 3-headed monster of QB Dennis Dixon(1803yds, 1TDs), RB Jonathan Stewart(798yds, 7TDs) and WR Jaison Williams (858yds, 6TDs) will give the Trojan defense all they can handle. But USC has a 3-pronged attack of their own in the persons of QB John David Booty(1966yds, 19TDs), and WRs Dwayne Jarrett(453yds, 5TDs) & Steve Smith(698yds, 7TDs), and they are capable of putting up points in a hurry. Like they did in their heartbreaking last second defeat to Oregon State, coming back from down 30-7 to lose 33-31. Something teels me the Men of Troy will not lose to 2 schools from Oregon in the same season. Should be a gool old fashioned shootout, but USC needs this one more.
MY PICK: USC 38, Oregon St. 21
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All of the above points to a Scarlet night on the banks of the Raritan. I think Rice is going to test the Louisville run defense again, like Steve Slaton did last week, and the Rutgers defense will be inspired enough to limit Brohm & Co. to under 30 points. It's a tall order, especially for a team that is a 6 1/2 point underdog on its home turf, but I truly believe Rutgers is up to the challenge. Besides, when do you ever see a team go out on back-to-back weeks and knock off undefeated teams this late in the season on prime time national TV?
It's never been done, and it won't happen tonight.
MY PICK: Rutgers 31, L'Ville 28.
Down with the BCS!
Good Luck, Ira!
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Another proper title for this post: NFL-the Battered, Bruised & Broke List.
M*A*S*H* UNIT:
-Pats safety Rodney Harrison was diagnosed with a broken scapula, or shoulder bone for those of us who don't watch House or Grey's Anatomy, which could force him to miss up to 8 weeks. The defensive leader was injured in the first quarter of the Pats loss to Indy Sunday night when he landed hard on his right side after tackling Marvin Harrison(no relation) on a 44-yard gain. Loyal New England fans are shuddering at the prospect of the team playing without the hard-hitting veteran again; last year Harrison only played in 3 games after suffering a devastating knee injury against the Steelers. The secondary resembled a revolving door rest of the season, and judging by the way Manning carved up the DBs on Sunday it is bound to be more of the same this year. Optimistic reports say he could be back in as little as 3-4 weeks because the injury does not require surgery- please, get well soon Rodney.
-Giants DE Michael Strahan is out for at least 2 and possibly 8 weeks after suffering a sprained right foot in New York's lackluster 14-10 win over Houston Sunday. This means the G-Men will be without Strahan, LB Lavar Arrington and DE Osi Umenyiora when the 7-1 Bears come to the Meadowlands for the Sunday Night Football game this week. To make matters worse for the Giants, WR Amani Toomer, who is tied w/ Tiki for the team lead in receptions with 32, has an ACL injury in his left knee and has been shelved for the rest of the year. With wideout Plexiglass Buress ailing as well (back spasms), I would say the money is going to be pouring in on the Chicago side, despite (or maybe partly because of) their tank-job against the Dolphins last week.
-Speaking of that Sunday Nighter, Bears LB Brian Ulracher may also miss the tilt due to his big toe sprain (isn't there a more technical term than that?) which he got after being landed on while making a tackle late in the game against the Fins. Which begs the question of Coach Lovie Smith: what the hell is your All-Everything defensive captain doing on the field in the waning minutes of a 31-13 game that was over by halftime? To which Lovie replied: "Because he's one of our defensive players, and the rest of our players were out there at the end of the game... We had our football team out on the field. He will be out there at the end of the game in other games, also." Okay then. My money says that not only will it take more than a toe injury to keep this warrior down, he will wreak havoc on the banged up Giants and sack Peyton's Brother at least twice. Mark my words (and I know you guys will.)
-Bills RB Willis Magahee will be sidelined indefinitely after breaking 3 ribs in the Bills 24-10 win over Green Bay. Although the bruising runner, famous for having his leg turned into a Thanksgiving wishbone in the epic Ohio State/Miami National Championship game 3 years ago, has had a down year so far (579yds,1TD), he is still the offensive backbone of this squad. In his absence the Bills will turn to former Bear Anthony Thomas. You may remember him- he had like a decent season, season & a half and went on thumping his chest about being "the real A-Train" (as opposed to the actual real A-Train, Mike Alstott), then proceeded to fall of the face of the planet. Good luck, Buffalo; nice time to lose your horse, right before 100 inches of powder blows into town.
-Seahawks Hasselbeck & Alexander still out
Pro Bowl QB Matt Hasselbeck(knee strain) and NFL MVP Shaun Alexander(broken foot bone) will not return to action this weekend when Seattle hosts the rams in a battle for the NFC West division lead. THe Haks had hoped to have at least Alexander back, but the foot has just not healed enough to risk having him on the field; he could return the following week. Hasselbeck still has soreness and is at least 1 if not 2 weeks from returning. So even though the Seahawks dispatched the hapless Raiders Monday Night, 16-0 in a game in which they recorded 9 sacks of Oakland QB Andrew walter, the offense still sputtered- they punted on 8 straight series after going up 13-0. So this game will be a big test of the backups, QB Seneca Wallace & RB Maurice Morris, but the end result won't say much about either team.
FINES & SUSPENSIONS:
'Groingate' sees both the kick-er & kick-ee fined
How much is a shot to the package worth? About $25Gs if you are Raider defensive end Tyler Brayton, better known as "the guy who kneed that loudmouth Seahawk in the groin." in that Monday Night debacle. For his part in the festivities the loudmouth, TE Jerramy Stevens, was fined $15k for instigating the whole sordid mess. So if you subtract the two amounts it only cost Brayton $10 grand to land a glancing blow to the jumblies of a guy half the league would like to hit there with a Louisville Slugger. In fact that would make a great filler show on the NFL Network: Hit Jerramy Stevens in the Nuts with a Louisville Slugger. Sign me up! And we know Warren (pot calling the kettle black) Sapp would be first in line. Seriously, if that doesn't work out for these two clowns how 'bout auditioning for roles in Jackass #3: Nuts for the NFL.
The good news this week: No arrests.
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First things first- Little League game from 6:00-8:00. After that my wife & son will be beating a path back to our door to catch the results show of Dancing with the Stars. Last night my wife had to work the election coverage and she is pissed that she missed the extravaganza, when all three finalists tied with identical scores of 59. Actually she is pissed at me for not DVR-ing it, so I'm in the doghouse. What she missed was an inspired performance by Joey, top-notch steppin from Mario Lopez, and saucy & silky stuff from my man Emmitt. Plus we nearly had our first wardrobe malfunction of the proceedings. We've been waiting all season for that, and it nearly came to be when Joey's partner, Edyta, bent over backwards on their final number and nearly bent right out of her snug top, similar to this move by Mario & his "partner", Karina.
There's always tonight- that sticky tape can't hold forever.
I will be back in the sports den checking out a dynamite NBA doubleheader on ESPN- Phoenix(1-3) at the Spurs(3-1) at 8 followed by the Pistons (2-2 sans Big Ben) at the Kings (2-2 sans Peja) at 10:30. I'm interested in both games because the Suns & Spurs are both title contenders and the Pistons & Kings are both huge question marks following the departure of key players the past few years. Plus Eva Longoria could get more face time than boyfriend Tony Parker in the Spurs game.
But if that's not enough I will turn to either MSNBC for non-stop coverage of the Democrats storming of the House but not the Senate and the resignation of Secy of Defense Donald Rumsfeld, or switch it to "E" for wall-to-wall coverage of Mom-of-the-Year candidate Britney Spears dumping her freeloading husband K-Fed like she almost dumped her kid on this NYC street.
I can't get enough of either of those stories, let me tell you.
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The University of Miami football program was already experiencing a terrible year both on & off the field.
Tonight things just got tragically worse for the embattled school.
22-year old senior defensive end Bryan Pata was found dead in the Miami suburb of Kendall Tuesday evening from a gunshot wound. Details are sketchy right now but early word has witnesses pegging it as a drive by-type shooting, although no official word has been released from either local police or family members.
Pata was a 6'4", 270lb starter who had played in 41 games with the 'Canes over the past 4 years and was expected to be a late-round selection in next spring's NFL draft.
The troubles for the school go back at least a decade, from the car crash death of Philadelphia Eagle & Hurricane icon Jerome Brown to the recent deaths of linebacker Marlin Barnes (shot in 1996) and alums Chris Campbell (car crash in 2002) Al Blades (car crash in 2003.)
But this year alone there had been numerous image-crushing incidents, starting with a brawl in January's Sugar Bowl loss to LSU, the shooting of safety Willie Cooper and subsequent retaliatory fire by teammate Brandon Meriweather in July, to the ugly on-field melee versus FIU last month that saw 30 players suspended from both schools and Miami come under intense fire for not reacting strongly enough to the incident.
But those incidents pale in comparison to having a teammate, student and community member gunned down in the city area while students are still in class and games are still left on the schedule; Miami is set to travel to Maryland to take on the #23 Terps Saturday, but I'm sure a game is the last thing on those kids' minds right now.
The scars left from brawls heal. The scars from the loss of a member of the family never do.
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With election results pouring in from all around the country, there's only one thing to do tonight as a proud American: find out what else is on.
With the wife stuck at work, just like every election year, it will be free reign on the TV viewing tonight. Hmmm, what will I check out...
Dancing With the Scantily Clad Celebs, 8PM ABC
I'm just going to keep an eye on this show "for my wife", because after all it is down to the Final 3- bald Joe (formerly hairy Joey) Lawrence, Mario Saved by my Dimples Lopez, and my man Emmitt Smith. Lopez is the obvious fave, with his pretty-boy Latino looks, swivel-matic hips and "dimples you can stick your tongue into"(according to my wife's co-worker), but Emmitt has been coming on strong of late, as has Lawrence. It will be a heated battle to see who makes it to the final twosome tomorrow night, but the show just isn't the same without the lovable, laughable Jerry Springer. Not that I'm paying attention or anything.
Toledo (3-6) @ Northern Illinois (5-4), 7:30, ESPN2
What reason could there be to watch a matchup between these two MAC schools unless you are A: Bruce Gradkowski or Chester Taylor checking out your Toledo homeboys or B: a degenerate gambler? Turns out if you are a college football fan the answer is C: for NIU stud running back Garrett Wolfe. The diminutive (5'7") dynamo has been leading the NCAA in rushing basically all season(1479 yards, 14TDs) although no one really knows him; the last time he played on national TV he shit the bed: 25 yards on 18 carries vs. Western Michigan 3 weeks ago. Here's his chance to redeem himself, and your chance to catch one of the most exciting runners in college ball, size not an issue.
Help Me Help You, 9:30, ABC
This Ted Danson vehicle has hooked my wife & I in with its irascible, raunchy humor, high-brow jokes and stellar cast. Each week focuses on another one of Dr. Hoffman's (Danson, better than ever, except for Mayday Malone) wackos, but the drama always centers around the ego-centric shrink himself. Throw in hilarious barbs from his soon-to-be (maybe) ex-wife Anne, played to a tee by Jane Kaczmarek, and this show is a witty hit.
PRISON BREAK, DVR
Didn't get to see the show last night, but tonight will be a good time to catch up, especially with Linc and LJ getting busted last week.
This will be followed by about 4 hours of playing Need For Speed: Carbon on XBOX 360 before I have to hand it back in to Hollywood Video after my 1 week test run. The verdict is still out, but so far the game is placing somewhere in between the superb Underground and the lackluster Most Wanted. A full review will come after I have played my fingers to a nub tonight.
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It's that time again folks, time to exorcise our rights as Americans to vote for our leaders.
And since the First Tuesday in November coincides with the halfway point of the NFL season, what better way to decide the Best & the Worst of the '06 campaign so far.
BIGGEST SURPRISE, TEAM, NFC:
68%-New Orleans Saints,6-2: predicted to be the dregs of the NFC South they not only lead that division but are tied (with about 8 other teams) for the 2nd best record in football, this after posting a 3-13 mark last year.
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