RED SOX/STANKEES 5- GAME SERIES PREVIEW

Two years ago, in a city not too far away...

...it was a Series of un-civil war.
Boston hitters, striking while down 3 games-0,
had won their biggest victory against
the evil Bronx Empire.

During the battle,the Boston Red Sox
managed to steal the heart & soul
of the Bronx Bummers.
But the Empire still had the ultimate weapon, CASH,
and they would throw it around
with reckless abandon to destroy the
Red Sox Nation.

Persued by the Empire's
sinsiter GM, Judas Demon
fled his Fenway home aboard
a $13 million electric razor, custodian of the mojo
that allowed Boston to save
their people and restore
freedom to The Nation...

... and then he shaved it off!